tried to step on a bug and it parried me and broke my ankle

having a pet is insane... there is a guy on my floor

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even if the movies look a little dated now, the character designs in Scary Godmother were so good!!! sometimes all you need for a good halloween party is a 7 year old girl and a bunch of gay people

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help…i have a white cat with heterochromia who looks just like this and now i can’t look at him without thinking “a cat with homophobia in its eyes ❤️”


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astronautcorpse asked:

Hey I’m really sorry if this is weird and you can delete it if it is but I had a dream last night that you were like going through a divorce??? Like in real life??? (Idk if you’re even married in real life???) So all your cat drawings stopped being cute and fun and you started only posting like pics of sad little cats going “NO MORE LOVE!!” and “BROKEN-ASS MARRIAGE!!”

catcrumb:

dreams to reality

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rebecca black was right. gotta have my bowl gotta have cereal

I'm your catboy gf and I got night zoomies so bad that I knocked a hole in your drywall with my head and got stuck

love the way we finish each others' sentences. it's like we're soulmates or the beastie boys

if youre name is jeff unfollow me. you might be a the killer.

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why is sans like the only tumblr sexyman w/o a suit

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